Cambridge Avoids Amphibious Assault

In an never-ending quest to clearly distinguish itself from Boston, the Cambridge City Council has taken steps to quash a business that has netted thousands of dollars for their neighbor to the south.

This past Monday, the Council denied a request from Melrose resident Erroll Tyler who hopes to launch a Cambridge alternative to the popular Boston Duck Tours. For months, Tyler has been working through city red-tape to win the proper licensing to launch a service which leads tourists through Cambridge hot-spots Central Square, Kendall Square before hitting the river in Charlestown. The plan hit a snafu, however, when residents of Harvard Square expressed concern with having tour vehicles constantly travel through their quaint, over-priced streets. This forced Tyler to remove Brattle Street and Aberdeen Ave. off the proposed route. But even that wasn't good enough for the Cambridge City Council who turned down Tyler's proposal by a vote of 8-0.

Being the true Bostonians we are, Bostonist has never actually been on a Duck Boat, but we were interested to read that this new service had hoped to ditch the sore-thumb army-retro vehicles for a more stream-lined, modern look. But the best feature of all -- absolutly no quacking allowed!

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  • Katie J.

    To the right is one of Kendall Square's most amazing vistas: seventeen bioengineering companies, all in your line of sight at once! To the left, a cab stand! And look, a food court!

    We're entering Central Square now, and the sharp-eyed amongst you will spot whole herds of real homeless people (Ooh!) as well as Indian restaurants (Aah!). Did you know that in this very spot, a cyclist was killed by a bus? Hop out and take pictures of yourselves lying on the pavement, folks! We won't get through this intersection for another ten minutes.

    ARE YOU READY TO DRIVE PAST A FUTON STORE?

  • p.g. wodehouse

    Ain't no love, in the heart of the city..

    I said where's the love?

    Ain't no love, in the heart of town..



  • ed

    for the love of god, no duckboats in cambridge!! duckboats out of central square!! the cambridge city council has earned my vote this year.

    seriously, would you want tour guides with loudspeakers driving by your house on a narrow street all day?

    quash a business? the duckboats seem to be doing just fine in boston.

    quaint, overpriced streets? the duckboats quack through the back bay and beacon hill.

    distinguish itself from boston? what in god's name are you blathering about? it's just another sad installment in Boston's never-ending quest to make Cambridge more like Boston.

  • Anon

    Has all that quacking annoyed you since you moved here from Iowa 9-months ago?

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