"What the Foulke?!"

No. "What the foulke" isn't exactly what you're hearing coming from the crowd at Fenway. Judging by the comments coming from the fans, there are probably a good handful of the people in the stands who wouldn't mind making like the Devil-Rays, and going after some of the Sox players. Some fans are happy to continue basking in the glorious 2004 season, while many are beginning to move onto our second favorite regional past-time, stressing the f' out about the first, baseball.

This early in the season it might be a little harsh to get all worked up about things. Bostonist might have to start keeping count of all the times so far this season that that has been written - "it's too early to panic". Is it too early to take Baltimore seriously? It might be. The Orioles team, as a whole, after tonight's game is batting above .300, and that is definitely not something that is likely to be sustained.

Bostonist is here to play the therapist to you, the disgruntled Red Sox fan, and implore you to adopt the mantra "It's only April".

Indeed, it is only April.

Having said that, get the Foulke back on track. Idiots.