What Can Brown Do To You?

ups.jpgBostonist likes on-time delivery of important packages, and we understand that driving can be stressful, especially when one has to contend with traffic snarled by other stupid drivers. But there is at least one UPS driver in our area whose dedication to speedy service seems to have gotten out of hand, based on our experience coming to work this morning. DHL and FedEx drivers in Cambridge are advised to look out.

We were on our bicycle, waiting at a red light at the intersection of Prospect and Hampshire Streets in Cambridge. Some fool traveling south on Prospect had initially signaled a right then changed her mind and, after standing still for a while, moved to the middle of the lane to make a left across oncoming traffic, causing cars behind her to back up. Among these cars was Brown (as the TV ads would have us call him/them/it), and Brown was not happy. He laid on his horn ceaselessly until the offending driver had executed her turn, by which time the light had changed and Bostonist had just begun to pedal southeast across Prospect. Alarmingly, Brown was undeterred and barreled right at us, causing us to pull our bicycle back and make the universal, non-obscene, inquisitive hand gesture for, "hey, whatsamatta wit' you?" (Unfortunately, we weren't properly prepared for the encounter.) Brown was not only unapologetic, he managed to time it just perfectly so that as he flew by us, we could hear him bellow, "Shut the fuck up before I beat the shit out of you." Wow. We had always found UPS drivers to be a pleasant bunch, both while driving and delivering packages, so this was a little shocking. Have you, dear readers, ever come across a deliveryman so utterly committed to on-time performance?

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  • nkw

    After the incident on 2A in Acton, I *did* write a letter to UPS HQ in Atlanta, via USPS snail mail, explaining what had happened just like I did above, including the exact time and place. I included my name and address on it. In reply, instead of a letter sent in response, a UPS driver came to my house while I was at work and dropped a note in my mailslot. It was two sentences, obviously printed on a laser printer via Microsoft Word, which simply said "Please call the UPS district office at XXX." No name, no explanation, nothing. I can only assume that word filtered back to the local operation, but who was trying to contact me? What did they want? Thoroughly creeped out, I did not call the number.

  • Mari

    If I had seen this, I'd be the first one to complain to someone at Brown headquarters. Unless UPS is penalizing the drivers for not delivering on time, then the drivers should be professional and courteous regardless of the idiots on Boston streets who can't drive, and there are many. In the past year I have encountered more rude customer service people and professional drivers than I ever have in my lifetime and what pisses me off about this is they have a job, I can't find one.

  • Jimmy

    The DHL driver on my office's route complains everyday about the three speeding tickets he has received since he took the route...four months ago. Fast enough? That must be what D.H.L. "EXPRESS" means...express to traffic court.

  • Everytime I've been on it, Hampshire street is an obstacle course of meandering bikes. I realize the lanes cross traffic and it is quite confusing for everyone involved, but too many people on bikes think they're as visible and protected as a car. I'm not excusing inconsiderate drivers, but it's not like every bicyclist is a hyper-aware ninja.



    I once witnessed a hippie douche try a U-turn with his ten foot long recumbant very close to the intersection you described. As this is probably the delivery guy's daily route, I can see how he'd snap every now and then.

  • Everytime I've been on it, Hampshire street is an obstacle course of meandering bikes. I realize the lanes cross traffic and it is quite confusing for everyone involved, but too many people on bikes think they're as visible and protected as a car.



    I once witnessed a hippie douche try a U-turn with his ten foot long recumbant very close to the intersection you described. As this is probably the delivery guy's daily route, I can see how he'd snap every now and then.

  • Past ENE Leader

    This is a good reflection of the current leadership of the ENE District. The District Manager (Chip Barnes), treats his management in the same manor. Please do not think that all UPS'ers are this rude to the public. Send a meaasge to the corporate office in Atlanta and let them know that this "monster" is affecting the employees in an adverse way. Barnes does not care about anyone except himself... Fire him and get back on track!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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  • Ron Newman

    This is one reason I generally prefer to simply ride my bike through the first gap in cross traffic, rather than always waiting for the light to turn green.

  • nkw

    UPS drivers know no law. There's a four-way stop intersection near the UPS depot in Watertown- I was almost flattened once by a UPS truck who ran the stop sign on his way back to the office.

    On another occasion, I saw a UPS truck run a stop sign as he turned onto Route 2A in Acton. Rather than wait for oncoming traffic (like me), he ran the stop sign at 20 mph, turned right onto 2A, and drove down the road with his right wheels on the sandy shoulder. He was headed for the Nagog Park complex, which was maybe 100 yards down the road, so I guess he was turning the shoulder into his own personal "right turn only" lane?

    Note they do not have the "HOW'S MY DRIVING?" signs on the back of their vehicles.

  • I commuted from Watertown to downtown Boston for years. The three vehicles that seemed most determined not to share even 21 inches of the road were Fedex/UPS trucks, taxis, and buses.





    Civilians were generally no problem; it was the "professional" drivers who seemed to have fun putting others in danger.





    UPS drivers were the most hostile and foulmouthed but generally not fast enough to do much to you except at a light, where they'd try to squeeze you off the road; FedEx drivers were generally silent but extremely fast and aggressive; and taxis would routinely try to squeeze me into a parked car, even if there was no one to their left.

  • McCready

    I've had some similar experiences. You can't get pushed around, catch up to the truck at the next light, pull the driver out of the truck and crack him with your lock. Street justice.

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