Bostonist likes on-time delivery of important packages, and we understand that driving can be stressful, especially when one has to contend with traffic snarled by other stupid drivers. But there is at least one UPS driver in our area whose dedication to speedy service seems to have gotten out of hand, based on our experience coming to work this morning. DHL and FedEx drivers in Cambridge are advised to look out.
We were on our bicycle, waiting at a red light at the intersection of Prospect and Hampshire Streets in Cambridge. Some fool traveling south on Prospect had initially signaled a right then changed her mind and, after standing still for a while, moved to the middle of the lane to make a left across oncoming traffic, causing cars behind her to back up. Among these cars was Brown (as the TV ads would have us call him/them/it), and Brown was not happy. He laid on his horn ceaselessly until the offending driver had executed her turn, by which time the light had changed and Bostonist had just begun to pedal southeast across Prospect. Alarmingly, Brown was undeterred and barreled right at us, causing us to pull our bicycle back and make the universal, non-obscene, inquisitive hand gesture for, "hey, whatsamatta wit' you?" (Unfortunately, we weren't properly prepared for the encounter.) Brown was not only unapologetic, he managed to time it just perfectly so that as he flew by us, we could hear him bellow, "Shut the fuck up before I beat the shit out of you." Wow. We had always found UPS drivers to be a pleasant bunch, both while driving and delivering packages, so this was a little shocking. Have you, dear readers, ever come across a deliveryman so utterly committed to on-time performance?


