
Living in the cradle of the Revolutionary War that is Boston, we are often called upon to take note of important historical dates. Usually, we do this by
taking a day off from work, which we frequently accompany with heavy drinking. This weekend, however, in honor of the 232nd anniversary of the
Boston Tea Party, it's all history and no holidays or boozing it up: On Sunday at 5:30 p.m., the
Old South Meeting House on Washington Street downtown (across from Borders) will host a
reenactment of the protest rally that led to the dumping of tea in the harbor to protest British taxes and general meanness. There will, undoubtedly, be period costumes and, Bostonist suspects, some fake British accents. Although the Meeting House website doesn't make it clear, the person who answered the phone there assured Bostonist that the rally will actually be followed by a walk down to the Fort Point Channel, where actual tea will be dumped into the actual water. Those wishing for a touch more historical accuracy (or, at least, calendar accuracy) can wait until the 16th to pitch tea into the water (although discretion should be used, as such behavior is, technically, illegal). And those who will settle for nothing less than unwavering faith to the record can wait until the evening of March 5 and have themselves
shot by British officers.
As this engraving by Nathaniel Currier shows, the tea partiers disguised themselves as Mohawks because, um, Native Americans caught destroying British property would get off easier than white people?
I asked the folks over at the Boston Beer Company (aka Sam Adams) if they were involved in this event (hoping that there would actually be boozing as part of it). I told them that Sam Adams organized the tea party and they should follow suit 232 years later. Unfortunately, they weren't game...but their tour is only $2 and you'll get at 23.2 oz of beer...I guess that's something.
Would this unwavering commitment to historical accuracy require us to rough up the Governor, burn down his mansion, and eventually force him to flee to England?
Can't believe I'm saying this-- but it was fairly awesome. And I'm not one for historical crap. But the meeting house is beautiful and it was a nice night to walk down to Rowe's wharf. I highly recommend to folks to get there next year.