A Condom To Call Our Own?

Well, today is Valentine's Day, and Bostonist thinks nothing is more appropriate for a Catholic holiday than discussing condoms. Actually, we learned from big sister Gothamist today that New York City is looking into creating NYC-branded condoms. That made us think, "Damn! We are a city that gets lots of tourists and in which people have sex. We should have branded condoms too!" Of course, we don't have the good fortune of having an exceptionally phallic-shaped section of our city, but still. (In fact, Boston is apparently shaped like a fist. The most phallic Mass. town Bostonist could find is the (tellingly?) small Worcester County hamlet of Millville (it's at the bottom right, east of Uxbridge).)

Still, the Mayor has lately shown an affinity for weird schemes, and he's certainly a tireless booster of Boston. Surely someone could convince him that Beantown-branded condoms will help fight street crime. It's up to you, dear readers, to suggest the right slogan, design, or other gimmick to help Boston condoms fly off the shelves. Bonus points for using the words "wicked pissah."

Salacious, juvenile subject matter isn't complete without a hastily composed photo illustration.