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Out for a drink with coworkers last night, Bostonist was struck by the particular selection and order of products available in a men's room vending machine: Tic Tacs, Tylenol, Condoms, Antacid (see right). Apparently, the life of a single man in Boston amounts to the following routine:
(1) Have a few mints to freshen the breath, then head out to the local watering hole.
(2) With the first sip of beer, swallow several Tylenol to beat back yesterday's nagging hangover.
(3) In due time, and after copious drink and greasy food, rendezvous with a paramour.
(4) Later, stumble home and suffer the gastric consequences of the night's consumption.
(5) Repeat.
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The question is, would the average Boston single guy have enough quarters to fulfill this order at the vending machine? (Or do these machine take debit cards now?)Either way, very funny observation, Josh.
gee, i saw things unfolding differently (but i didnt follow the exact order that the machine provides)
1) drink copious amounts of beer to get your courage up.
2) chew a tic tac before hitting on that hot red head in the corner.
3) take the red head home and get friendly (but be safe)
4) chug the aspirin, and the antacid as you sit down for a beer to recall last nights escapades!
cheers
hooizz
um.... why tylenol at a bar? thought the drink and the 'nol were a bad combo.
What happens if you read from right to left?