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May 9, 2006

How Opal Mehta Got Through The Semester

copy_plate04.jpgLast week when Bostonist posted about a craigslist ad in which someone offered to write papers for money, we were joking when we suggested that Kaavya Viswanathan might be behind it. After all, her M.O. is to steal other people's writing, not do it for them. But there's a new ad on craigslist that seems like it has to be Opal Mehta's doppelganger:

Need help with college essays on Shakespeare and Philosophy

College student that suffered a tragedy needs help to finish off semester. These papers are due by Friday of this week. I am willing to pay a fair amount per page or per hour.

I need 7 short essays on shakespeare 300-500 words each
specific topics ex. "Compare Mercutio and Jacques"

If you are a good writer and can write quickly please reply.

Compensation: $200 negotiable

Suspicious, no? There's the "tragedy," the access to considerable funds ($200 x 7 essays = more scratch than Bostonist had on hand in our college days), and, of course, the lack of compunction about plagiarism. Also, we just love writing posts accompanied by old ads for copiers.


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About 3 years ago, I was Opal Mehta, or felt like it. Thrown into a culture obsessed with sex and celebrity. I wanted to be a part of the "in" crowd. I knew many fellow untouchables who held the same passive aggressive bipolar (and in retrospect somewhat wacky) point of view: (I love you, but back away, for I am not worthy of your love). Sure, I was playing hard to get. I was very well bosomed and had numerous gentleman callers. I made so much money making men and women horny that I wanted to show others how to do what I did and be who I am. Just like Opal. Here we have a character who consciously obtains what she she has subconsciously wanted all along -- the acceptance of others. This "person" is really just a toddler with a rejection complex. Her parents didn't want her because she was a lady, or galpal, of "letters." She couldn't bear the burden of her own geeky outsider status, so she fictionalized herself and created a modified identity. Pleasing an entire community of neurosurgeons and gynecologists with hefty praise for her having obtained uncritical but name brand success in a field that they supposedly don't understand: the pigtail genre. One day Opal is hopscotching around a gated community, and the next she's desparately tapdancing for sexual attention at Hog's and Heifers. So that's who I also used to be. Personally, I think plagiarism should be a deportable offense. I say, strip her of whatever resident or citizenship status she has. Just let her try get adequate psychiatric help in India.

 
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