Bostonist Overheard: The Boob Edition

Been intent on listening to every keynote delivered for the recent exercises of commencement this year? Maybe not. Lots of good clips have been coming from the famous folks recruited to inspire this year's best and brightest. And, honestly, what could be better than life advice from someone you've never met. One thing might not be better for life advice but at least it's worth a chuckle – all that stuff you hear while riding on the T, getting a Dunkies large iced coffee to beat the heat, or, well anytime you overhear someone saying something that gets funnier when you take it out of context. Send them to us all text-transcription style to overheard – at – at Bostonist dot com.

Old man takes over a payphone at Inbound Pizza, speaking and listening on behalf of a hard-of-hearing woman: Man: "Hello? She couldn't hear you. No, no, it's not your voice. You have a very, very lovely voice. It's very...musical."

Grandmother: "Did you bring your boobs?"
7-year old child: "No!"
slight pause, and then in a small voice, "I don't have any."

Wondering what a Frostie really is? Here's two hipster boys on the B line:
Boy #1: "Is ice a drink?"
Boy #2: "It's food if you're anorexic."

Fashionable college girls on Newbury St:
Girl #1: "She was obviously wearing a padded bra."
Girl #2: "Hey, some aren't that well-endowed and have to."
Girl #1: "I get that, but the angle of her boobage was all wrong. Real boobs aren't at a 90 degree angle."

Feel free, nay, encouraged to send your eavesdropped gems to us at overheard – at – bostonist.com. Thanks for listening and remember you overheard it here first: