
Then again, don't answer that because that picture looks like a mugshot. This guy is renowned history professor Felipe Fernandez-Armesto of Tufts University. He has published academic books through Simon & Schuster, not just University of Eastern Podunk Press. But, after today, he'll be better known as the prof who somehow managed to get arrested in Atlanta.
The AP reports that Atlanta police arrested Professor Fernandez-Armesto for jaywalking. That wasn't a problem, but Fernandez-Armesto claims he didn't recognize jaywalking was a crime, and he was dealing with a plainclothes police officer, so he was probably a touch more skeptical than he would have been otherwise.
Fernandez-Armesto tells the story with great gusto: "I asked him what his authority was because I didn't see a badge. Where I'm from, you don't associate young gentlemen in bomber jackets with the police. But he was extremely upset I had questioned his bona fides."
The AP writes, "At that point, [Fernandez-Armesto] says the officer lost patience, kicked his legs from under him and held him down. Two other officers helped hold him down as he was arrested." Then the Hotlanta PD held the professor for eight hours. For jaywalking.
Atlanta is a big city. There's a lot going on down there that the police could be monitoring instead of thumping on harmless older dudes who jaywalk. The only possible excuse for arresting and roughing up Fernandez-Armesto is that professors have a tendency to dress eccentrically. But Fernandez-Armesto would have had to look pretty scruffy to have an encounter with one of Atlanta's finest.
Fernandez-Armesto deserves the last word regarding this debacle: "I must say I didn't get to experience the Southern hospitality I'd heard so much about."
Mug shot – uh, photo – of Professor Fernandez-Armesto from the Tufts University Department of History website. And he really should get that picture replaced ASAP.
Note number two: If this profs-in-trouble trend keeps up, Bostonist will have to start a Prof Blotter a la the Phoenix's Sports Blotter!


