Speaking of Panties

The current Bostonist panty theme isn't over. And it's not our fault. This city has it on the brain.

First off, Tom Brady might be dating lingerie model and DiCaprio cast-off Gisele Bundchen. The Track Girls gleefully reported Bundchen draping herself around the locker room.

Normally, this Bostonist wouldn't give two plug nickels to know who Tom Brady is dating. However, the presence of Bundchen may have an impact on Brady's state of mind before this weekend's big game against the Colts. Let's hope a) that this whole dating thing works out for Brady and b) that Bundchen doesn't distract the other Pats players, who can't seem to curb their enthusiasm.

Second, Harvard students got busted for a library lingerie jaunt. No word on if any granny panties were involved, but, if the Onion needs knicker-wearing newsies, then these students are the people for the job. The Crimson writes:

At 9:42 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 12, a HUPD officer was called into Lamont Library on a report of three individuals acting suspiciously. According to HUPD reports, “the officer located the individuals, two of which were wearing undergarments. The officer informed the individuals to put all their clothes back on and then sent them on their way.”

The Crimson notes that nude runs are considered OK, but panties among the bookshelves apparently offended someone who was actually trying to study in the Lamont Library.

Image of undies Gisele Bundchen wouldn't be caught dead in from Amazon.