A Highbrow, Yet Naughty Option for Your Valentine

The Naked at the MFA Valentine's Day Scavenger Hunt will be Saturday, February 10, from 2:00 to 4:30 pm and on Wednesday, February 14, from 7:00 to 9:00 pm. The prices are $28 per person for February 10 and $23 per person for February 14.

Like your parents' copies of National Geographic, museums always provide a great excuse to ogle beautiful bodies in their birthday suits. Depending on your tastes, these undraped bodies might put you in the mood for love.

Watson Adventures knows this. Hence, they are leading a delightfully naughty Valentine's Day scavenger hunt through the MFA. If the description is any indication, you and your playmate might be in for a fun time:

You'll scrutinize such things as randy Romans, a “stag” party drinking game, Gauguin’s island girls, sufferin’ Sabines (as Sylvester might say), Father Time’s hot time, and a god with Venus envy.

You can order tickets for the Scavenger Hunt through Watson Adventures, and tickets include MFA admission. The event is not listed at the MFA, but you can cruise the site for a taste of what you might get to see. Since this is a Scavenger Hunt, be sure to read the meeting instructions carefully.

They say it is PG-13. Bostonist guesses that means it's up to you to turn it into an R rating.

Watch out for this reclining nude by Ernst Ludwig Kirchner. There's more nudes where that came from at the MFA.