Boston Blotter: A Day of Assholes

The BPD has issued an advisory that we'd like to call an "Asshole Alert." There's a creepy groper on the loose in East Boston.

The BPD lists four episodes of this person trying to touch women trying to mind their own business. This person slapped a woman on the butt, fondled another woman's breast, aimed for yet another woman's crotch, and tried to get another woman alone in a hallway. One of the women struck the guy back, and good for her.

This person is a male between five-eight and five-five, slim, with a penchant for hoodies and blue jeans. He's either white or Hispanic, but he's definitely all creep.

The BPD advises women to "walk against traffic, carry a cell phone, and to try not to walk alone if possible." It just makes us so bloody steamed that a woman can't just walk down the street as she pleases without some schmuck thinking she's public property he can feel up whenever he wants. Women have jobs. Women have lives. They don't need to be wasting their time worrying about asshole gropers like this one.

Keep your eyes peeled so he gets caught. Call 617-343-4234 or 1-800-494-TIPS if you have anything to share.

And, in the "Well, aren't you special?" department, some guy got drunk and disorderly in Allston, and, when the police moved in, he proclaimed, "You Americans wonder why the whole world hates you! You think because I’m Irish you can racially profile me?” Yeah, the police officers were profiling you because you looked like you came from the United Republic of Asshole! Start shouting and hollering when you have real problems.

All charges are alleged until proven under law. Image of a Chia Donkey – a far kinder version of ass than those who appear in this blotter – from savontv.com.