A Modest Proposal: If NYC Can Have Its Own Condom …

… why not Boston? The NYC design is based on their subway system. The T logo would lend itself well to a condom wrapper. It's circular with a target T in the center, which just screams, "Hey, buddy! Put it in here!" Plus, it would give a whole new meaning to the Wonderland T stop, wouldn't it?

Then again, the thought of T employees enthusiastically endorsing sex might repel you. So we have another option.

Our sports team is the Red Sox - and why not hand out the other Red Sox - a sock for your you-know-what!

Surely some of the Red Sox would be on board. Can you imagine Big Papi with his megawatt smile telling you to put on your Red Sox tonight and hit one out of the park?

Mayor Menino - we're on to something. This might be a field in which Boston could match and perhaps beat the Big Apple!

Suggested condom designs by Bostonist.