Boston Blotter: House Party!

--Looks like someone's parents aren't gonna be happy when they get home. Teenagers in Falmouth got busted last night for a party that was impressive in size and scope. WCVB reports, "Police said they found a keg of beer, empty liquor bottles and a marijuana bong at the house." (Is there any other kind of bong?) The law managed to take in 22 teenagers.

--Other teenagers had a surprise of the more gruesome variety. Two high-school students out taking pictures came upon the remains of a body in Jamaica Plain. No one has identified the decomposed body yet.

--A woman was extremely disrespectful of the dead. In Mansfield, police found her at the Spring Brook Cemetery last night, and she wasn't putting down flowers. WBZ reports, "Police say she kicked one stone over, then carried it several hundred yards where she threw it onto two other gravestones." Somebody sure can hold a grudge, eh?

--A stabbing took place this weekend at the Roxy early Saturday morning. The victim was stabbed in the stomach and told the BPD that he was dancing with a woman when someone else walked up to him and attacked him.

--But wait, there's more! At about the same time, someone was stabbed in the neck near Washington and Beach. Neither of the stabbers have been caught yet. Yet another stabbing happened last night on Cummings Highway. Someone else got stabbed last night and died in the South End. On top of all that, someone got shot in Mattapan. Phew. Deep breath.

All charges alleged until proven under law. Image of House Party from Amazon.