The following story might be further proof that former Massachusetts governor and presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is a total cream puff. He's making a big deal out of the fact that he doesn't dye his hair.
Our first reaction was to ask the following questions: Is this a story? What is this? Shouldn't Romney have more to worry about in his campaign than whether or not his dyes his hair? Is this the level political discourse has reached in this nation?
Then we wondered if Mitt Romney was hiding a picture in his attic? What keeps him looking so John-Edwards-dewy-fresh? Is our former governor the real-life manifestation of Oscar Wilde's greatest characters, and is that why he still scares us, even though we try to pretend he was never our governor? (The feeling is mutual.)
Or is he - gasp! - lying? Has anyone out there dared to get close enough to see some telltale roots? And, if you have, please do let us know!
Image mashup of Romney's official photo and a Picture of Dorian Gray DVD cover by Caroline Roberts.
add to digg
add to stumble upon
add to reddit