Flavor Flav Might Want to Call a Lawyer

Well, Bobby Brown doesn't have a clock, but he could use the money, and he's single. So it makes sense that he's pitching a dating show starring himself. Throw in some bikini-clad hoodrats, and you have something special!

Or will you? Such a concept (faded musician, hoey babes) has already been done – and done right if you've seen Flavor of Love, in which rapper Flavor Flav selects one woman from a veritable buffet of ladies. And how can Bobby Brown possibly top the Flavor of Love episodes in which one woman prepared a raw chicken for Flav? Or the episode in which one woman took a dump on the show's mansion floor?

If Bobby Brown is able to get a dating show and doesn't get sued, we strongly recommend that they film the competition in Brown's hometown. Of course! Can you imagine the local ladies competing for Brown's attention? These dating shows like Flavor of Love and I Love New York are too focused on LA types. After the sensation Mr. Boston caused on I Love New York, we think reality television could use an even stronger serving of Boston Love.

Image of Bobby Brown record from allmusic.com. Note that he isn't wearing a clock.