Dominatrix Mom Gives Whole New Meaning to MILF

This one couldn't be contained in the blotter … WBZ had the headline screaming "Dominatrix Mom Arrested on Prostitution Charge."

And get this - she's from Gallows Hill. Wife, mother of two, and dominatrix Paula Webb was arrested on Wednesday night. A while back, her own husband, who was mad at her after a fight, showed police what Webb had in her dungeon: "There, the patrolmen got an eyeful - the room was set up as a dungeon, with eye hooks screwed into the ceiling beams and an assortment of whips, chains, ropes and other items."

The Globe caught an additional detail from one of the police officers: "She had one of those leather masks like in Pulp Fiction."

Seems like Webb was a regular Martha Stewart of bondage. Now a little bondage among consensual adults shouldn't be arrest-worthy, but an undercover detective returned to her home, whereupon she offered "Sex for a Fee."

The legit news sources did not provide a link to Mistress Paula's website, and some of her pages appear to have been taken down. But we did find Mistress Paula's MySpace page, and it is indeed the same dominatrix shown on the WBZ page.

As icing on this already substantial cake, she personalizes her services with the music of Journey: "On Tuesday, [undercover officer] Jennings, posing as a customer, responded to one of the ads. The ringback tone for the phone number he dialed played Journey's 'Any Way You Want It.'" Somehow, we're not sure that's what Steve Perry had in mind.

All charges alleged until proven under law. Image of Mistress Paula in repose from a Google cache of her images.