Bill Belichick, Sexy Beast?

We never thought that women would find a surly face and a grungy hoodie attractive, but Bill Belichick has been beating the ladies off with a stick!

After allegedly helping to trash the marriage of blonde Sharon Shenocca, the Track Girls say Belichick has a new blonde soon-to-be-divorcee. He's been squiring her about, most notably at the NCAA finals game.

He's divorced, so he can squire anyone he bloody well likes. But he still seems an unlikely Casanova. What is it that makes Belichick such a chick magnet?

Some people can't resist. On one blog, which railed against Belichick's hoodie, one commenter wrote, "Bill Belichick is sexy in anything he wears, for an older guy he is so HOT." We'll grant that Belichick is hotter than other NFL coaches, like Bill Parcells or Marty Schottenheimer, but he's no Jon Gruden.

Part of the attraction to Belichick may be his generosity. He was exceedingly generous with Shenocca. He didn't stop with flowers and chocolates - he gave her a town house in Brooklyn's Park Slope. However, our theory is that some women cannot resist the animal scent of that hoodie.

Mashup of a Bill Belichick photo and the poster for Sexy Beast by Caroline Roberts.