Boston Blotter: More House Parties!

--On Saturday, a 17-year-old in South Boston had a little house party for his friends when his aunt was out of town. That wouldn't be a huge problem were it not for the "numerous bottles of empty alcohol containers" spotted by the BPD.

The officers called the aunt, who said that she did leave the 17-year-old in charge of her house, but that didn't give him the right to party it up. The BPD's headline reveals how the house party turned out: "House Sitter Given a Place to Stay – For the Night."

--Two more parties resulted in recent arrests. In Mattapan early Sunday morning, police met with resistance from partiers when they tried to break up a 100-person barn-burners. They took in two people from that episode. Even more people were arrested for being disorderly early this morning in the South End. All of them were New Yorkers who brought their party up North.

--On Saturday, someone had a fairly clever way of stealing a car in Hyde Park. A guy had a tow truck and was towing a car off. Luckily for the owner, some witnesses were present and called police because they didn't know why the car was being towed. The tow truck driver claimed he saw a sign that said "Free Junk Car" on the vehicle. Bonus points for creativity, but the guy still went to jail.

--Speaking of cars, some jerk is slashing tires on a single street in Dorchester. An individual went up Rossetter Street and attacked what WHDH estimated as "about 20 cars."

--Last, but certainly not least, is the Mysterious Revere Nacho Fight. We were entranced by a headline in the Globe about two teenage girls getting into a fight over nachos in a school cafeteria on Friday. Classy!

Of course, this appeals to all our lowbrow sensibilities. High schoolers, nachos, catfights? It's blogging gold. Unfortunately, no new details emerged about the nacho fight (plenty of commentary, but no scoop). C'mon, Globe, we'd love a follow-up!

All charges alleged until proven under law. Image of House Party 2 from Amazon.