The Sexy Beast Makes an Appearance

The sexy Bill Belichick is a lot like the Loch Ness Monster. He doesn't show up much, but when he does no one can forget it.

The Track Girls announced that Belichick made the scene with his latest blonde in a luxury box at the Red Sox game. They refer to him as a "swinging single," but we'd rather not look at him as that kind of sexy.

Maybe Belichick needed to step out with his lady love in order to question the Phoenix's ruling that he's the 31st Unsexiest Man Alive. The number isn't the problem - the real insult lies in the fact that Belichick was sandwiched between James Lipton and Howie Mandel.

By the way, Belichick did comment on the Phoenix's choice: "It is what it is. You've seen the gray, sleeveless hoodie on film just like I have."