Gonzales Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

We're not quite sure why Attorney General Alberto Gonzales keeps trying to find love in Boston. He came up here once to try to distract people from the whole fired-prosecutors scandal with something about online predators, and then he showed up at his Harvard Law reunion.

Only Harvard hecklers were ready for him, and they were already warmed up. They had FBI director Robert Mueller as an appetizer, and Gonzales was the main course.

The protesters had amazing timing, chiding Gonzales as he posed for a picture with his classmates: "When the photographer was getting everybody set up and having people say 'cheese,' the protesters yelled: 'say torture, instead,' 'resign' and 'I don't recall,' said Nate Ela, a protester and third-year student."

Gonzalez' appearance was unannounced, so the students had to act fast. One left pundit accurately noted that if people knew Gonzales would be at the reunion, the number of protesters would have been much higher.

Gonzales left the reunion through a back door: "Following the photo, Gonzales was said to have entered the library, traveled to the reading room, then ducked out through a basement emergency exit and into a waiting SUV."

Image of Gonzales smiling, trying to smile, and "not recalling" any of it from RawStory.com.