Boston Blotter: Pizza With Hot Fuzz Topping

--Next time you think about getting a free pizza by holding up your delivery guy, think again. On Sunday night, the BPD followed a Domino's Pizza guy from South Boston to a Dorchester address that was known for robbing pizza guys. Upon delivery, a man emerged to get his pizza and pulled a firearm from his waistband. Police sprang out and caught the pizza-nabber and his accomplice.

We send propers to Universal Hub for an excellent headline relating to this incident: "Boston Police Take a Slice Out of Crime."

--After a BPD phone dispatcher allegedly stabbed her husband to death on her birthday, a Hub police lieutenant is also allegedly involved in a domestic violence dispute. David C.Murphy, a member of the department for 21 years, may have punched his girlfriend in the face and busted her lip during a visit to Baltimore. Internal Affairs is investigating.

It sounds like an ugly mix of beer, baseball, and Baltimore. Murphy and the girlfriend were in town for a Red Sox-Orioles game, and they got in a fight in a pub. The girlfriend is calling it a "misunderstanding."

--Usually, Bostonist writes about the kind of cocaine you can get arrested for consuming. But Cocaine, the spicy drink with the controversial name that Bostonist reviewed a while back, has been removed from store shelves. It seems to be much ado about nothing because you have to have a truly low IQ to think you'll get the same buzz from a beverage as you would from a certain white powder. The company plans to market the peppery beverage under another name.

--In the department of sleaze, a 19-year-old is accused of, in the words of the Herald, "pimping herself" in her own mother's Brookline daycare business. The daughter was advertising "erotic massages" on craigslist. That's one-stop shopping gone horribly wrong.

--A teenager must've wanted to go on the fast-track to the pokey in Roxbury yesterday afternoon. During school hours, a group of kids were "congregating and playing loud music." Unfortunately, the BPD didn't appreciate said "congregating" and dispersed the group.

One 15-year-old member of the group was so distressed by such an uncool encounter with "The Man" that he shouted, "I hate you #!%$ pigs!” The police responded by arresting him.

--The BPD jazzed up an otherwise unremarkable story of a woman shoplifting meat at America's Food Basket in Hyde Park with the headline "Where's the Beef?"

All charges alleged until proven under law. Image of pizza from Flickr user Kim Scarborough.