All in all, it's been a pretty good week for former Massachusetts governor and presidential aspirant Mitt Romney. Aside from a minor seatbelt flap, Romney saw a considerable improvement in his chances at election. The Des Moines Register announced that Romney was backed by 30 percent of Iowa Republicans, which puts him ahead of McCain and Giuliani.
What is making Romney so appealing to those who haven't had the dubious pleasure of being governed by him? For starters, he's loaded and magnanimous. He has vowed to donate his presidential salary to charity if elected, which is going to appeal to those with a romantic sense of public service. We gripe about Romney's flip-floppery, but on this point, he's actually consistent because he didn't take a salary when he was governor.
Romney's religion also became an issue again in a very ugly scene, but that person's ugliness made Romney look good. Romney attempted to interface with a voter in New Hampshire. The voter rudely said he wouldn't vote for a Mormon and refused to shake Romney's hand. The guy said he wasn't a "right-winger." That may be the case, but he's certainly intolerant.
Along the same lines, evangelist Bill Keller told his online readers that if they vote for Romney, they're voting for Satan. That kind of comment is so ridiculous that it's hardly worth mentioning. Romney, 1; Mormonphobes, 0.
And then there's Romney's glorious mug, which was the talk among the celebrity types. Ben Affleck, actor and amateur strategiest, went on Real Time With Bill Maher and boldly declared that he thought Romney would win. Why? Well, Affleck, who knows a little something about how far looks can get you, said, "He's all clean-cut and he looks like a Ken doll."
Affleck wasn't the only famous amateur strategist who grudgingly acknowledged Romney's aesthetic dominance in the presidential field. Dennis Miller, who was haunting the Bill O'Reilly show, said he was "a Rudy guy" but that "If you were to make up a guy, [Mitt Romney] would be the guy, you know, that looks presidential. He's got the jaw going on, the little gray thing in there. And I think that means a lot in America."
And isn't that a bummer?
Image of the face that made the hearts of Republican Iowans go pitter pat from the official Mitt Romney campaign site.


