You'd think no one got anyone pregnant by accident before. But speculation about Tom Brady's baby is getting as big as the bump on baby mama Bridget Moynahan's body. First came the politicians, then came the nonnis.

Yes, psychics. The Herald consulted Italian grandparents to see if they thought Brady would have a boy or a girl. This means that a crew of grandmas were staring hard at the shape of Bridget Moynahan's baby bump.

The process is a lot like how you test out produce at the grocery store. The grandmas evaluated the size and heft of said baby bump, and they think it's a boy. Here's how one of the grandmas knows for sure: "She’s having a boy. If it’s a boy you got no ass in the back. If it’s a girl you got a big ass in the back." But what if Moynahan's butt gets really big as the due date approaches?

Now that people are railing at his morals and evaluating his ex's butt, of course Tom Brady is feeling a little reticent. The press seemed surprised that Brady "looked uncomfortable" at a press conference. He tried to make it all about the football, but we know what all the journalists in the room were really thinking.

The Globe noted that Brady is also unloading his Back Bay condominium. They don't say why he's doing it, but that $5.9 might come in handy when buying diapers for the little one.

Baby bump image from Alternet.