We know the Rocket is scared of pitching against the Sox. He did something to his groin, or claimed he did, to get out of coming up to the majors to play earlier this year. And the imagined scene in 2057 he's already had his groin removed. And for some reason Steinbrenner resembles Krang. Yeah, Rocket Rodger is getting old.
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