Rampaging Cross-Dresser Caught

Thomas Shay, cross-dresser and illegal masseur, has been caught. It must not have been all that hard since the feds caught him at his momma's house.

He had sent a letter to the Herald "taunting" investigators, which must have inflamed them even more since he was convicted of conspiracy in planting a bomb that killed one police officer and maimed another in 1991.

When the police got him yesterday, his family tried to hide him, but he was discovered asleep upstairs.

It's hard to explain Mr. Shay. After the conspiracy conviction, he kept getting into trouble when he got out. In 2005, he pretended to be a physical therapy student at Northeastern in order to get his mitts on male students. He had been rumored to be cross-dressing so the police wouldn't find him. The Globe noted that he was dressed like a man - or at least androgynously – in jeans and a jersey when he was caught.

Among other alleged and no-longer-alleged crimes, Shay can't spell. In his "taunting" letter, Shay said he was watching the feds through his "bonoculars."

All charges alleged until proven under law. Dressed to Kill from Answers.com.