Charlie Cam: Fat, Bald Man Does the Humpty Dance, Busts Fare Gates

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A warning to everyone who likes to occasionally sneak a subtle nose-pick, crotch-adjustment or stabbing on the T: Charlie Cam is watching you!

The MBTA has released a surveillance video of a heavy, bald (but well-dressed and not entirely unattractive) man breaking through the fare gates at Science Park Station. It’s posted on thebostonchannel.com.

At the start of the video, Big Guy looks around. He unsuccessfully tries to force the gates apart with this hands. Determined, he then grasps the right gate and humps it mercilessly for a l-o-ong time until it splits apart like kindling. Estimated damage: $2000.

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