Finally! We Have the Romney Girls!

First there was Obama Girl. Then there was Giuliani Girl. It seemed like former Massachusetts governor and presidential aspirant Mitt Romney was going to be left out when it came to merging the political discourse with old-fashioned T&A.

But now, there are the Romney Girls, as in triplets, which makes a leering statement about Mormons and multiple wives. The Girls are Cynthia, Christine and Caroline Barbadoro, aspiring singer-songwriters.

Their first move is to release a video attacking Obama Girl for being a flip-flopper and to ask her to "pick a position" as she lolls around in various states of undress. Alas, there's not much of the Romney Girls in the video – they don't show up until the very end, but we imagine more spoof ads are to come.

You can meet the Romney Girls at barelypolitical.com. The site explains that each woman represents one of Romney's many political positions: "Frightening Romney Girl likes Romney based on what he stood for in the 1980s. But Athletic-y Romney Girl likes him for completely different reasons - what he stood for in the 1990s. And Infant Romney Girl likes him for what people tell him he should stand for today."

The Five Brothers, Romney's sons, haven't commented yet on their blog. Perhaps they are trying to find out if any of the triplets are single.

Since the Romney Girls have made their debut, we're waiting for another player on the political T&A scene – Hillary Guy. We can just see Hillary Guy now, with his tight tush and oiled pecs quivering at the thought of go-go dancing for his dreamy presidential candidate.

Image from barelypolitical.com. Good thing that's a Photoshop of Mitt Romney with the triplets. Otherwise, Ann Romney would have a lot to say about that.