August 10, 2007
Man Sneaks Past Airport Security; Rest of America Too Hot to Really Care Right Now

A man slipped past screeners at the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport around 8 o'clock this morning and has not been seen since.
The Transportation Security Administration says that the concourse was shut down and about 15 planes were searched, but not before 12 flights had already taken off. These flights will be searched once they land. Wherever they're going. Did they land yet?
Whatever. That's just great. Can I have my lighter back now?
(MSNBC)


