Tom Brady has been named the best-dressed man in the world,* he had a birthday, he's back on the field, and his supermodel girlfriend is on the cover of Vanity Fair. But we have one big question – when's the baby arriving?
We heard rumors that Bridget Moynihan was going to pop the Brady Baby back on July 20, but Brady's offspring hasn't arrived yet.
The Track Girls are getting impatient and reported that Moynihan has been spotted still looking pregnant. Then they reported that Moynahan was looking ripe. TMZ saw a picture of Moynahan and proclaimed, "Holy torpedo belly!" (Note to TMZ: You're lucky that the culture allows you to make fun of the size of a woman when she's pregnant; otherwise, you'd get slapped.)
But a spokesman for Moynahan said that the baby wasn't going to arrive in "a couple of months." The Track Girls did some basic math and came to the conclusion that, if the baby arrives after August, then Brady might not be the baby's daddy since they broke up last November.
But maybe there's another option – that Brady and Moynihan had productive ex sex. If the truth winds up to be that option, then maybe fashion model Gisele Bundchen has a lot to be mad about. Then again, after you see that picture on TMZ, you'll be pretty sure that the baby is going to arrive very soon.
*If Brady is the best-dressed man in the world, then surely Bill Belichick is the worst-dressed with that ratty old hoodie. Oh, and having Gisele Bundchen as a sidekick probably helped his rankings.
Image of Moynahan from her cancelled television show "Six Degrees." We'd show you a picture of her with the "bump," but celebrity photographers like to sue. TMZ has that photo for you.



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