School's just started, and already two freshmen at Northeastern University were busted for selling weed out of their dorm room on Sunday.

As a matter of fact, one of the sellers must have been stoned out of his mind because he leaned out his window and shouted in public that his roommate was selling pot if students needed any. Plainclothes BPD officers were right there. Matthew Ferrante is the alleged seller, and Michael Emery will forever be living down a reputation that he is the worst roommate ever.

Ferrante and Emery were ready to have a serious party, but police ruined all their fun by hauling away the following:

In the search that followed, the officers recovered a total of eight small bags of marijuana packaged for individual resale, a larger bag containing three to four ounces of marijuana, and hundreds of clear plastic baggies. The officers also found a vaporizer, a grinder, a bong, and a glass pipe, each with marijuana residue in or on it, as well as a Triton T2 digital scale… [A] Grey Goose bottle – along with bottles of Malibu rum, Smirnoff Twist raspberry vodka, and Southern Comfort – was also seized.

A spokesperson for Northeastern said that Ferrante and Emery are no longer students at the school. That seems a little harsh, though the IQ of the one who shouted about the pot might be in question.

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