Casting Call: Bachelor No. 2

If you have dreams of stardom or are looking for an easy way to make a fast buck, then the makers of Bachelor No. 2, which seems to be permanently shooting in Boston, are holding an open casting call at the Comedy Connection tomorrow, Sunday, September 8, between 12 pm and 6 pm.

They were looking for rabbis last week, but now they're interested in an entirely different type:
Hot, beautiful young college women and handsome college guys, hipster types, model types, and internet geeks of all races and ethnicities.

So, no old people, and no fatties? Is that what they're saying? Did they realize that they scheduled this when the AARP was in town? (They also say no union, professional actors.) At least they timed it for when the students were back.

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