The authors of Restless Virgins, Abigail Jones and Marissa Miley, must be loving life right now. All they had to do was probe into the exploits of the Milton Academy hockey team and its paramours, and they struck gold. They have the number one book on the hardcover nonfiction bestsellers list, and word is out that someone's bought the TV rights.
So, how might producers cast Restless Virgins, the television show? Just take all the disposable teen actors from all the other cancelled soaps about oversexed teens?
Do any of you have casting choices? Feel free to offer them in the comments, along with ideas for alternative shooting locations. Because we can't imagine that Milton is going to let Jones, Miley, or any camera crew anywhere near that campus.
Speaking of television, Jones and Miley are going to be discussing the book on "The O'Reilly Factor" tonight, September 14. Here's what will likely happen: Papa Bear will express disgust at the raunchy behavior depicted within the pages, yet he will be titillated at the mere thought of a Basement Party. This is TiVo material, folks.
Book cover from Amazon.
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