Below is a photo of a person being a total T-bag on the MBTA.

Today we present a well-dressed, handsome young man who has achieved what was heretofore considered impossible: taking up three seats on a very crowded OJ line train at 5:15 PM without getting his acid-washed tookis kicked by teen hoods packing hot bags of Wendy's.

How the hey-all did he pull this off?!!
After careful analysis, it appears that the key to this T-bag's unprecedented 3-seat coup was his awkward, semi-reclining posture. Fellow passengers assumed he was crazy and took a big step back.

The Potentially Insane Lounger technique is supported by some classic T-bag 101: hogging a seat with a well-guarded canvas mansack full of important papers.

Fair warning - as long as it's legal, all T-bags are fair game for Vidalia's camera.