Chin up, MIT ladies. Yeah, it was rough hearing that you were explicitly not invited to Harvard's Final Club thingie. There is someone special for you somewhere out there... maybe in this car!
No guarantees that he's not "Asian, overweight, or unattractive," to quote an infamous Harvard Man who is not associated with Bostonist in any way, but at least he's probably a robot.

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