Harvard Man: No Fat Chicks at 'Prom Times Ten'

Sorry, Boy Britney - you are too old for Final Club. Plus, you are a boy.

Update: A kind tipster e-mailed us the text of the craigslist post but forgot to mention that it came from Sex and the Ivy, whose eagle eye caught it first. And, besides, how can you resist a blog with the tagline "The Bleeding Heart Nympho's Guide to College Life"?

The following ad has been pulled from Craigslist, but it is now making the rounds at Harvard. Is it real? Is it a hoax? Who knows? Who cares?! If anyone has inside info about what a "Final Club" is, or knows if this is a real ad or a prank - please share! If it's real, we know where this lad can meet lots of classy girls who would enjoy an evening in an "ornate" setting with an eligible bachelor.

Harvard senior seeking female companion - 22
Date: 2007-09-17, 3:37PM EDT

My final club has a reunion this fall, and my relationship of two years ended disastrously earlier this summer. I have an invitation for myself plus one, and am willing to show you a great time. It is a private party, in an extremely classy setting. There is no real way to describe how ornate the club is, but I guarantee that it will be the most upscale experience of your life. Think back to your high school prom, take away the terrible music, and multiply the experience by ten. You must be white, 5′6″ - 5′9″, young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT). You should be able to hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior. I have seen unruly guests embarrass members before, and I hope this won't be a problem. This event is black-tie, and I am willing to procure an evening gown for you. I hate to sound so harsh, but I have expectations to live up to. No Asian, overweight, or unattractive women please. Ages 18-22 only.

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