Sports Redux: Dice-K in a Teletubby Outfit. And That's All You Need to Know

Last night featured one of those "How the hell did that happen?" games in which the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Red Sox 6 to 1. Much of the credit goes to the Blue Jays' Frank Thomas, who homered three times, two of those times off Tim Wakefield. Guess Thomas just has a taste for knuckleballs.

And now, we'll get to an image that blows our minds - pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka in a Teletubby outfit. After the Sox loss to the Yankees on Sunday night, the new Red Sox got hazed by dressing in a different type of uniform. The other rookies dressed up as female pirates, Dorothy from the "Wizard of Oz," and so forth, but Dice-K pretty much won the prize while dressed as the yellow Teletubby. He also had to go through customs in that outfit. Barstool Sports has uncut video of the shenanigans.

Also, someone just had to answer that weird dude who posted a video online about how the world should "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE." (Not bloody likely, friend.) That person was Fitzy at Townienews.com. Enjoy Fitzy as he begs the world to "LEAVE BILL BELICHICK ALONE":

Now we'd like to know what Fitzy has to say about Tom Brady and BabyDaddyGate.

Screengrab of Daisuke Matsuzaka suiting up as a Teletubby from video at Barstool Sports.