Boston Blotter: Bad Beer Choices

--Hmmmm … a loud party in Allston/Brighton ends with 6 arrested. It couldn't have involved college students, could it? Officers spotted some partygoers toting cans of Natural Ice Beer. Police arrested two people for "Keeping a Disorderly House" and four people for underage drinking. All are guilty of bad taste in beer.

--Brookline police are searching for a sexual assault suspect who attacked a woman in her home on Naples Road early Sunday morning. The perp is described as a "white man in his twenties, with a crew-cut and glasses."

--The mother of Derek Lodie, the young man who was arrested as an accessory to the death of Revere police officer Dan Talbot, is calling her son a "fool who was in with the wrong crowd" but that he wasn't capable of murder. Police took Lodie out of his mother's home about a month ago after threatening her with a pellet gun.

--Two men mugged three victims last night on Lambert Street in Roxbury. One man had a gun and fired shots into the air. One person was injured after the suspect with a gun hit the victim (the Blotter isn't clear if it was a man or a woman) in the nose with it.

--Attorney Kevin Barron got caught smuggling heroin to a prisoner at the state prison in Walpole last night. His clients must love him. He is being defended by the same guy who is defending Neil Entwhistle.

--Gotta love alleged criminals who hide their stash in their kids' stuff. In Framingham, home of many weird Blotter entries, Brian Ford, Nicholas Amendola, and Tammy McCardle were arrested for hiding drugs where they thought police would never, ever look. The drugs turned up in a child's desk, a toy chest, and a Cinderella costume. At least they didn't violate Baby Elmo.

All charges alleged until proven under law. You have no idea how exciting it is to use the poster of the legendary movie Beer again.