--Meet the best state trooper ever and the dumbest truck driver ever over at Other People's Emergencies.

--Spatch lists the many reasons why you should stay the hell away from High School Musical. We appreciate his bravery in watching it for us.

--Jeff at the Boston Community Live Journal page has some helpful tips for those who are new to Boston, including a template for ordering at Dunkies: "(size), (type), (extras) and (food)."

--Beantown Bloggery finds out where he might run into Daisuke Matsuzaka when there's not a game on.

--Chris Klein, also known as the HubTrotter, visited the Bruins training camp. Since the Bruins, well, sucked last year, he got a great view but soon started to feel the frostbite.

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