Boston Blotter, Odd: Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number

--Just because you're old doesn't mean you're done running from the law. 69-year-old Sean Bennett, of Somerville, was driving--badly--on Tremont Street. Although he tried to drive away, the law won.

--Forget cuddling up with a blanket. Some guy got plowed on half a bottle of Captain Morgan and snuggled up with a firearm early Sunday morning. Police found 20-year-old Nestor Rosado, of Hyde Park, "passed out on the steps of 19 Mariposa Street." (Yes, we did think of writing a headline that Rosado had "too much Captain in him" based on the commercials, but Universal Hub got to it first.)

Grumpy old man image from GTI.net – apparently it is really old, around 2000. If you've seen it before, let us know and we'll give proper credit or replace it if necessary.