Tom Brady's Stetson Campaign: He's Not a Panty Model, but He's Close

Ya know the old theories that those who are dating slowly begin to resemble each other? Tom Brady's Stetson campaign leaves us with the sinking feeling that he's turning into the clone of his girlfriend, panty model Gisele Bundchen.

Give the above image of Brady as a steaming slab of manliness a long once-over. You'll see he's channeling Bundchen with the come-hither stare, the eye color that has an intensity courtesy of Photoshop, the parted lips … and is he wearing a shirt underneath that coat with the fuzzy lining? Shouldn't he wear at least an undershirt with that? Wouldn't it itch?

When we complained that this ad was making Brady look like a doofus, Gothamist kindly consoled us and said, "At least it's not as lame as Derek Jeter's perfume ads." And, boy, were they right.

More photos of Brady exuding Stetson-ness are available at Just Jared, where Bostonist picked up the above photo.