Faux Amis: Larry Craig Thinks Romney Dissed Him

And embattled Idaho Senator Larry Craig, he of the "cruisy toilet," is surprised that former Massachusetts governor and presidential aspirant Mitt Romney dropped him like a hot potato? A really, really hot potato you'd like to meet in a Minneapolis toilet stall?

Anyway, Craig, who is trying to withdraw his guilty plea to the misdemeanor after allegedly trying to pick up an undercover cop in a Minneapolis restroom, went on NBC and gave Romney two snaps and a circle. He told Matt Lauer: "[Romney] not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again."

That's gotta hurt, especially if Romney and his entire brood, from the five brothers to their offspring, are all inside.

Craig used to be Romney's Senate liaison. When the scandal broke and Romney discovered that Craig liked dudes (deny all you want, buddy), Romney tried to wash the gay right out of his hair--to no avail.
The full interview is going to be broadcast on NBC tonight at 8:00 pm.

All charges alleged until proven under law. Image of Idaho Senator Larry Craig in fully closeted days from Craig's website.