Red Sox Video: Papelbon, Millar Give Lowell Sexy Honors

Not only is Red Sox third baseman Mike Lowell the MVP of the World Series, but he's also real sexy, at least according to Kevin Millar and Jonathan Papelbon. In the following video, Papelbon asks former Red Soxer Millar to evaluate the sexiness of individual players:

Surprisingly, Millar said that Beckett was the ugliest, even though Beckett has enjoyed dalliances with country singer Danielle Peck and Alyssa Milano. Millar also got in a dig at the shape of Kevin Youklis' head: "When you have a head that's shaped like a Milk Dud, get your [helmet] on."

But the most praise goes toward the team's stealth missile of sexy--Mike Lowell. Millar sees only one flaw in Lowell's looks, his "Mike Dukakis eyebrows."

Note to Sox management: Sign Lowell now. This very minute.

For a full evaluation of the game minus sexy comments, check out Bostonist's live blog of Game 4.

YouTube video from DrThunder58. Tip from C. Fernsebner.