Somebody is getting kicked out of the bowling league. Erin Smith at the Cambridge Chronicle tells the story of a rumble at Lanes and Games that sent one employee to the hospital on Sunday night.*

Seven people were boozing it up (no word about their game) and grew pugnacious when the owner tried to toss them. The suspects left, but they returned to kick some bowling-alley-employee butt.

Believe it or not, the suspects left and still haven't been tracked down. Here's their description: "The seven suspects are described as five white men between the ages of 30 and 40, a white man between the ages of 22 and 24 and a white woman between the ages of 30 and 40." Bostonist is throwing in a picture of Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski. The suspects might not look like his character, but if you see them at the bowling alley, and if they behave anything like Mr. Sobchak, you might want to give the CPD a ring.

*Note that the suspects were not rolling on Shabbos.

Image from The Big Lebowski The Limelight.