--67 Boston clubs might be forced to shut down by Thursday if they can't install sprinkler systems. [Boston Globe]

--Myron Stovell, the Pop Warner coach who was shot in the leg by a teenager, has announced that he is praying for his attacker and wishes he could have helped him. [Boston Herald]

--Red Sox shortstop Julio Lugo is cool. [Boston Herald]

--Your laugh for the day: Gameday to show Williams-Amherst game. [Sports Hernia]

--Your second laugh for the day. An honest-to-goodness Herald headline: "Marlborough Settles After Milk of Magnesia Dump." In the Assabet River. A copy editor somewhere just earned her wings. [Boston Herald/AP]

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