Bite Size News

--We're sure you've seen pictures of the dum-dum intern who told his boss he had a family emergency and then got busted going to a Halloween party instead. Unfortunately, he's local. Kevin Colvin, the dum-dum intern in a Tinkerbell costume, was working in Boston, and he wore his pretty costume in Worcester. As one Valleywag commenter put it, "He went out in Worcester wearing a fairy costume. Kid's lucky to be alive, never mind losing his internship." Cringe. Aren't people supposed to be smart around here? [Valleywag]

--Matt Damon gets the prize for being the sexiest man alive. Can they now name his corner in Cambridge "Sexiest Man Alive" corner? [Boston Globe]

--Speaking of sexy dudes and People magazine, Red Sox fan Chris Piela won the title of "Sexiest Fan Alive." [WCVB]

--Dr. Peter Rice, the UMass doctor arrested for requesting sexual services from an officer masquerading as a hooker, has pled not guilty to the charges. It was just research, people! [Boston Globe]

--The Red Sox are raising ticket prices. Shocker! [WBZ]

Image of Mr. Colvin as Tinkerbell from Valleywag.