--Boobs might be getting bigger in Brookline, thanks to stem-cell research. Uh, can't we worry about cancer first and then take care of the boobies? [WBZ]

--Gwen Butler, she of the million-dollar-tip and alleged starter of news that a case of VD was going around local restaurant circles, is baaack! In New York, unfortunately. [MenuPages]

--A five-alarm fire broke out yesterday at a lumberyard in Ayer. [Boston Herald]

--Watertown city councilor Marilyn Devaney, best known for "Curlergate" and who just got voted out of office, made clear she won't go quietly. [Universal Hub]

--A lottery winner on Cape Cod might not get to keep his prize because he has a history of bank robbery. [WBZ]