Life With Donald Trump

Now that Donald Trump is eyeing Massachusetts for a new casino, what would life be like with Donald Trump sightings? Pretty cool, actually. The Track Girls can cover incidents in which the wind blows back his hair and shows what's underneath that critter sitting on his head.

Maybe we'll get a taste of the Trump shenanigans that Gothamist sees on a regular basis, such as when Trump defied the ghosts of SoHo to build a "yooge condo-hotel." Trump's team didn't even blink when a crew came upon bones at the sites. Or maybe he'll put some beauty pageant winners up at the Liberty Hotel in the hopes that a little distance from New York will keep the coke out of their noses.

Despite the amusing gossip that Trump might bring, those who want casinos in Massachusetts might not want Trump involved given his past financial record. Trump's casino business filed for bankruptcy protection in 2004. Perhaps Trump sees Massachusetts as greener pastures, but if he can't make money off a casino in Atlantic City, can he make it here?

Image of Donald Trump and his spouse from Wikipedia.