We had this one on deck until stuff got nuts in New Hampshire and Evel Knievel leapt over his last car …

The acting US Surgeon General told the Herald that he thinks Santa is a fattie.

The story is so silly that it is barely worth discussing, except to say one thing to the Surgeon General Steven K. Galson. Parents, block this site from your computer or get 'em out of the room.

Santa. Is. Not. A. Real. Person.

There. We said it. And we feel better. Who cares what Santa looks like? Well, as long as he doesn't look like Tim Allen. Bring on the cookies and milk! (or soy milk, whatever you fancy)

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