Who knows what makes New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick tick? Something's going on behind that frosty façade, but it could be too horrifying for anyone to comprehend. Last night, while on the sidelines bracing for battle against the unexpectedly tough Baltimore Ravens, he looked like a man ready to explode.

Better to just let the man win games, right? Well, John Tomase of the Herald couldn't resist a little Belichick Analysis. Instead of calling a shrink, Tomase dialed up Anthony Robbins, self-help guru.

Although Robbins came off as authoritative in Tomase's article, even he seemed stumped. He says that Belichick is true to himself and that he has a "hot button," or a burning drive. A burning drive for what? Winning? Cougars? Pissing off the NFL brass?

Deadspin might have the answer, based on this video they posted of Bill Belichick in his Cleveland Browns days, making a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Note that he likes his peanut butter chunky.

YouTube video from SportsMockLive.